Jokes For Kids
Answer it
What is yours but your friends use it more than you do? Incorrectly What word everyone pronounces incorrectly? Poor Bicycle Why can't a bicycle stand by itself Running around Bed Why was the man running around the bed? A funny riddle A man arrived on Sunday in a small town. Left to Right What does left hand say to right hand? Flies with Wheels What has 4 wheels & flies? Ocean without Water Where one can find an ocean without water? Sleeping with a Ruler Why did the boy sleep with a ruler? Longest Word Which is the longest word in the dictionary? Sun & School Why doesn't the sun go to college? Pointless What does one pencil say to the other pencil after attempting to be sharpened? Winnie the Pooh What is Winnie the Pooh's middle name? I am not Chicken Why did the duck cross the road ? Honey Bee Why did the bee take honey to bed? In the Zoo Mac:'You know I was in the zoo last month' Tricky Once a donkey & man were going in a forest. The man rode ,yet walked. What was the name of the donkey? Monsters Food What did monsters eat at a restaurant ? Tricky What do you call the winner of a monster beauty contest Nobody to Dance Why Skeleton could not dance at party 789 Do you know why was 6 afraid of 7? Problems Do you know why was 6 afraid of 7? Dirty Joke Sam :'Do you know a dirty joke.' God is Watching The kids were lined up in the cafeteria of a school for breakfast. At the start of the table ,there were large no. of apples. School management wanted each child to take one apple only.So they posted a small note on the apple tray: 'Take only one. Be careful,God is watching.' Learning Kid comes back home from 1st day at school.
Your Name
Incorrectly
Because it is two- tired (tyred)
Because he wanted to catch up some sleep
He stayed for two days and left on Sunday.How was that possible?
His horse's name was Sunday!
How you can be always right?
A garbage truck!
On maps
Because he wanted to check how long he slept
'Smiles'...hi hi ...as it has a mile between the 2 s's!
Because it already had a million degrees!
It is pointless
the
To prove that he was not chicken.
To have sweet dreams!
Lilly:'Oh really? I also went there ,but did not see.Which cage were you in? '
Yet
Waiters
Ugly
Because he had no body to dance with
Because 7 8 9
Because 7 8 9
Mac:Yes,Tim fell into the mud'.
Little ahead on the table, there were no of chocolates on the table
Mac took 5 chocolates & told his friends in the queue 'You can take as many chocolates as you want & you don't worry about God as He is busy watching the apples
Mom asks, 'What did you learn today?'
Kid replies, 'Not enough. They say,I will have to go back tomorrow.'