Jokes For Kids
Date of Birth
Teacher : What is your date of birth? 100 letters word Teacher : Can you spell a word which has more than 100 letters in it Intelligent Answer Teacher : What is an island ? Honest Answer Teacher:' If you had 5 apples in your plate and the boy next to you took two, what would you get?' Make Up Test Once there was a really dumb girl .She failed a test in the class. Calculators Talk What does a calculator tell to other calculator? Longest Table Where do you find longest table in the school Going to High-School Why did Mac bring a ladder to the school? Pencils What one pencil says to other pencil? PT PT Teacher on 1st day ,'Mac ,can you tell me what does PT stand for? Wet Plate Mac ,'It seems my plate is wet!' Coffe at Cafeteria New teacher at school cafeteria, 'Ugh! this coffee tastes like a soap. ' School Food Our school food is very bad ,Pygmies fly from Africa to dip their arrows in it.
What Words? Teacher: I'm your English teacher, before I start let me tell you that there're 2 words that are not permitted on any of your English writing assignments. One is 'cool' & the other one is 'lousy'.Any question?' So True Everyday I have so much homework to finish that I don't have any time left for my studies.
Mac: October 13th
Teacher : Which year?
Mac: Ma'm, it is every year!
Mac: P-O-S-T-B-O-X
Pupil : A piece of land surrounded by water except on one side.
Teacher :On one side ?
Pupil : Yes, on top !
Mac:' A fight!'
Her teacher wanted her to come in after the school and make it up. On the note home to her parents the teacher wrote: Make up test.
The next day the girl brought lipstick and an eye -liner to school!
You can count on me!
Ha,Ha,it is in your bag...it is the multiplication table
Because he wanted to go to High School
Darling, you look very sharp.
Mac,'It is Physical Torture,Sir'.
School Cook,'Don't be silly Mac, that is the soup '
School cook, 'Oh, you are mistaken.That must be the tea, the coffee tastes like glue.
Mac:What are the words?