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    • States of Matter

    • Teacher: Amazon river flows in which state?
    • Mac: In liquid state
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    • Be Silent

    • A moron was going in an airplane to Boston,while it was about to land, he started shouting 'Boston, Boston'.
    • Air Hostess said :'Be Silent'
    • Moron:Ok, Oston, Oston.
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    • Fat

    • One man walks up to another and says, 'Dude, you're fat'.
    • The other man answers, 'Oh, but you're ugly. I can lose weight, but you will always be ugly.'
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    • Glass Wall

    • Why did a moron climbed over a wall made of glass?
    • He wanted to see what was on other side
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    • Suspense

    • How you keep people in suspense?
    • I will tell you later
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    • Aha

    • Once there were two brothers named Trouble and Shutup. Trouble got lost so Shutup called the police.
    • The policeman asked, 'What is your name?'
    • Shutup answered, 'Shutup.'
    • The policeman was little taken aback,he said, 'Excuse me?'
    • Shutup said, 'My name is Shutup.'
    • Now the policeman was really angry.He said, 'Are you looking for Trouble?'
    • Shutup was really impressed & said, 'How did you know'?
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    • Heat & Fans

    • Why was it hot after a soccer game?
    • Because all the fans had left
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    • Color TV

    • A moron (stupid) goes to an electronics shop & asks ,’Do you sell coloue TVs?
    • Salesman,’Yes sir’.
    • Moron,’Ok, give me a red one.
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    • 5 Things Mothers would never say

    • 5 Things Your Mom Would Never Say to You
    • How can you watch TV by sitting so far away from it!
    • Yes, I also used to skip school a lot, too
    • You don't want to wear a jacket, it is alright .I don't think it's cold today
    • Just leave all the lights on , it makes the house look beautiful
    • Oh,I do not have a tissues with me , you can use your sleeve
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    • Our Brain

    • Mac:Our brain is really strange.
    • Jimmy:Why ?
    • Mac:It starts working the moment you wake up and never stops until teacher asks a question in the class !
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