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School Friends Classmates

  • Date of Birth

  • Teacher : What is your date of birth?
  • Mac: October 13th
  • Teacher : Which year?
  • Mac: Ma'm, it is every year!
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  • 100 letters word

  • Teacher : Can you spell a word which has more than 100 letters in it
  • Mac: P-O-S-T-B-O-X
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  • Intelligent Answer

  • Teacher : What is an island ?
  • Pupil : A piece of land surrounded by water except on one side.
  • Teacher :On one side ?
  • Pupil : Yes, on top !
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  • Honest Answer

  • Teacher:' If you had 5 apples in your plate and the boy next to you took two, what would you get?'
  • Mac:' A fight!'
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  • Make Up Test
  • Once there was a really dumb girl .She failed a test in the class.
  • Her teacher wanted her to come in after the school and make it up. On the note home to her parents the teacher wrote: Make up test.
  • The next day the girl brought lipstick and an eye -liner to school!
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  • Calculators Talk

  • What does a calculator tell to other calculator?
  • You can count on me!
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  • Longest Table

  • Where do you find longest table in the school
  • Ha,Ha,it is in your bag...it is the multiplication table
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  • Going to High-School

  • Why did Mac bring a ladder to the school?
  • Because he wanted to go to High School
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  • Pencils

  • What one pencil says to other pencil?
  • Darling, you look very sharp.
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  • PT

  • PT Teacher on 1st day ,'Mac ,can you tell me what does PT stand for?
  • Mac,'It is Physical Torture,Sir'.
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