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Jokes for Kids

Teachers Classroom

  • 6 Mangoes,8 people

  • Teacher: How will you distribute 6 mangoes among 8 people?
  • Mac: By making mango shake
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  • Obama Birth date

  • Teacher:When was Obama born?
  • Mac: On his birthday
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  • Animals of water

  • Teacher :Tell the names of five animals who live in water?
  • MAC: Frog
  • Teacher :And other four?
  • Mac: Frog's mother,frog's father,frog's brother and frog's sister!
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  • Desert Animals

  • Teacher: Name one animal that is found in the desert.
  • Mac: A camel.
  • Teacher: Good. Name another animal.
  • Mac: Another camel.
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  • Spell It

  • Teacher: Mac ,how do you spell 'crocodile?
  • Mac :K-R-O-K-O-D-I-L-E
  • Teacher :No,that is wrong .
  • Mac:Maybe it is wrong,but asked me how I spell it.
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  • Right Grammar

  • Teacher:Mac ,give me a sentence starting with 'I'
  • Mac: I is...
  • Teacher : No, Mac.....always say ,'I am'
  • Mac: All right, ....'I am the ninth letter of alphabet'
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  • Wise Kid

  • Teacher: George Washington not only chopped his father's cherry tree,but he admitted it.Now,Mac,do you know why his father did not punish him?
  • Mac: Because George still had the axe in his hand !
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  • Bark of a Tree

  • Teacher: 'Mac, what is the outside of a tree called.It supports the whole tree?'
  • Mac: 'I don’t know.'
  • Teacher: 'Bark, Mac, bark.'
  • Mac: 'Bow, wow, wow!'
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  • Think,Think

  • If teachers are really smart then why are they in school?
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  • End of the Line

  • Teacher to Mac ' Didn't I tell you to stand at the end of the line'?
  • Mac: 'I went there, but there was someone already there'
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