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Jokes for Kids

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  • Mac is God!

  • Mac to his mother:Do I look like God?
  • Mother:No,but why you are asking?
  • Mac:Oh! whenever I go to neighbor's house ,they say Oh God,here he comes again!
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  • If Women rule the world

  • Imagine if women ruled the world ,there would not be a war,just a bunch of countries not talking to each other
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  • Married Couple

  • How can a stranger tell whether two people are married?
  • You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
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  • Part of History

  • A child told her mother: 'My teacher thinks that I'm going to be famous. He said all I have to do is mess up one more time and I am history!'
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  • Only One To Answer

  • Mother: Why are you home from school so early?
  • Mac:Because I was the only one in the class who could answer a question.
  • Mother: Wow! What was the question?
  • Mac: Who set Miss Tina's dress on fire
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  • Friend?

  • A kindly lady went near a little boy on the beach, who stood with downcast head, and grinding his toes into the sand and looking very miserable and lonely
  • ' Don't you have anybody to play with? 'she asked sympathetically.
  • The boy shook his head forlornly, as he explained: 'I have only one friend,but I hate him!'
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  • Teacher Vs. Mother

  • Summer vacation was over and Little Mac returned back to school.
  • Only 2 days later ,his teacher called his mother to tell her that Mac was misbehaving.
  • 'Wait a minute,' the mother said. 'I had Mac with me for 3 months and I never called you once when he misbehaved!'
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  • Poor Mom

  • Teacher: 'How do you like your new home ,Mac?'
  • Mac: 'Oh, I like it very much. I have a room of my own, each of my sisters has a room of her own. But poor Mom, she still has to sleep in Dad's room.'
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  • Kids after 35

  • Doctor to a moron :Do you know a woman should not give birth after 35?
  • Moron:Yes ,35 children are more than enough
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  • God is not Deaf but...

  • Two little kids were at their grandparents’ home, the week before Christmas. At bedtime, the both boys knelt in the bedroom to say their prayers when the youngest one began praying loudly.
  • ‘I PRAY FOR A NEW BICYCLE...’
  • ‘I PRAY FOR A NINTENDO...’
  • ‘I PRAY FOR THE LATEST PSP GAME...’
  • His eldest brother leaned over him, nudged him and said, ‘Lower your voice? God isn't deaf.’
  • The little brother replied, ‘No, God is not deaf, but Grandma is!’
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